The Tee-Shirt Project

My colleague took two still images of a duck looking at a penis...

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 15:10:13 -0400

My colleague took two still images of a duck looking at a penis from the web (?!) and made this amazing GIF.

thingx: 10 BuzzFeed Editors Who Didn’t Survive The...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:55:00 -0400

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10 BuzzFeed Editors Who Didn’t Survive The Apocalypse

No one is immune from the end of the world, or deadlines.

pendulousbreastsquarterly: ‘Santa Brain,’ starring Joe Garden,...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:18:38 -0400

'Santa Brain,' starring Joe Garden, directed by John Howell Harris.

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‘Santa Brain,’ starring Joe Garden, directed by John Howell Harris

Pretty sweet acting, if you ask me.

Eliza! Eliza!: Please don't work my job while I strike.

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:03:18 -0400

Eliza! Eliza!: Please don't work my job while I strike.:

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Real scabs aren’t cute.

I just went on strike from my job writing for a highly rated cable TV show. That might mean the brilliant comedians I know here online or in real life will be asked to come in and replace the striking workers. There are tons of people that are so funny, and I’d…

Don’t forget to not cross other picket lines while you’re at it, comedians.

thingx: Quote of the day, from Captain Kangaroo

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 18:04:41 -0400

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Quote of the day, from Captain Kangaroo

thingx: Old Man Meme – create your own! Give Old Man Meme a...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 14:40:51 -0400

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Old Man Meme – create your own!

Give Old Man Meme a run for his money!

I am now using The Tee Shirt Project to feature more than just...

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:42:47 -0500

I am now using The Tee Shirt Project to feature more than just tee shirts. Mostly comedy. This is from Thing X.

fakerockstar: Sometimes, The Internet rewards you. In honor of...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:11:45 -0400

fakerockstar:

Sometimes, The Internet rewards you. In honor of all my friends at The Onion, I share this. You should too.

1) Make into a tee shirt

2) Wear tee shirt

3) Reblog this

Are you still following The Tee Shirt Project?

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:53:53 -0400

Really? Because I haven’t updated it in at LEAST six months. More like nine. I probably won’t, either. Maybe the odd photo of a person wearing one of my cast-off tee shirts, but that’s it. No more voting.

So, that said, I suggest you follow The Things We Have (thethingswehave.tumblr.com). It’s still me in front of a camera, but I’m holding up things I have sitting around my house. Gawaaaaan! Give it a shot!

Why, who is this handsome recipient of this Tee Shirt Project...

Fri, 31 Dec 2010 10:49:11 -0500

Why, who is this handsome recipient of this Tee Shirt Project vote-down from day 144? None other than Tumblr majordomo Topher Chris! I’m glad this hilariously offensive shirt found a new home! More new homes to come.

Thank You, But That's All

Tue, 21 Dec 2010 22:11:23 -0500

Thank You, But That's All:

Done. No more shirts. I may post some odds and ends, but there will be no more voting. I don’t anticipate finding any more shirts, and even if I do, I will hide them.

Jettisoning as many shirts as I have has made me a lot less sentimental about keeping clothing.

That said, I’ve started a new blog with a similar narcissistic theme. The Things We Have is, well, the things we have. In my house. I won’t feel obligated to post every day. Banal things. Weird things. Functional redundancies. I will take breaks, and there won’t be an voting component. I will periodically ask if anyone wants the thing on display, and you have a good chance of getting it. Anyway. Thank you very much for voting.

Tee Shirt Project day 160. Don’t worry, there is Stuff You...

Mon, 20 Dec 2010 23:29:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 160. Don’t worry, there is Stuff You Should Know. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed! With a final tally of 40 to 23, this shirt is a keep! Thanks for voting, and I hope you never have to vote on another shirt again.

Tee Shirt Project day 159 The Vanderbilt Hustler. Keep or...

Sun, 19 Dec 2010 23:24:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 159 The Vanderbilt Hustler. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed! With a final tally of 17 to 37, this shirt is a toss! Thanks for voting, and make sure to check out today’s shirt.

Tee Shirt Project day 158. Stuff You Should Know. Keep or...

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 21:35:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 158. Stuff You Should Know. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed. With a final tally of 36 to 17, this shirt is a keep! Thanks for voting, and please make sure to check out today’s shirt.

Tee Shirt Project day 157. Greenish Sponge Bob Square Pants....

Sat, 18 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 157. Greenish Sponge Bob Square Pants. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed. With a final tally of 26 to 30, this shirt is a toss. Thanks for voting, and please make sure to check out today’s shirt.

Announcement

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 23:57:00 -0500

I should have three more shirts. If I can’t find them, I’m going to take a rest for 2010, ~~at which point~~ after which I will start a new blog, Stuff In My House. I will post most days, but unlike the Tee Shirt Project, I will miss days and take time off for vacations.

There will not be a voting component ~~on this~~ in this blog. However, if I want to get rid of it the item, I will pose the question “Who wants this?” ~~at which case,~~ Then, I’ll wait for a day, see who requests it, ~~then~~ and draw a name at random ~~and give it to that person~~ to determine the recipient.

Obviously, these will not be terribly valuable things, but you never know what will show up. I’ll preview it here before I move over entirely to the new blog.

Thanks for your attention and support. You’re all entirely kissable.

Edited 12/18/2010, 8:57 a.m. because it was a wreck.

Tee Shirt Project day 156. Monkey Bar, Lapu Lapu Cebu. Keep or...

Thu, 16 Dec 2010 22:40:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 156. Monkey Bar, Lapu Lapu Cebu. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed. With a final tally of 25 to 48, this shirt is a toss! Thanks for voting, and please make sure to check out today’s shirt.

Tee Shirt Project day 155. Chuck Buddy/Good Luck Chuck. Keep or...

Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:36:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 155. Chuck Buddy/Good Luck Chuck. Keep or toss?

And the polls are closed! with a final tally of 10 to 69, this shirt is a toss. Thanks for voting, and please check out today’s shirt.

Tee Shirt Project day 154. Abstract design. Keep or toss? The...

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 19:22:00 -0500

Tee Shirt Project day 154. Abstract design. Keep or toss?

The polls are closed. In yet another nail-biting decision, with a final tally of 49 to 48, this shirt is a keep! Thanks for voting, and please make sure to check out today’s shirt.

I have received kudos!

Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:30:19 -0500

I have received kudos!:

Wow, It’s pretty cool that The Tee Shirt Project was chosen one of the 60 best new Tumblr blogs by BuzzFeed. Thank you, Buzzfeed, and thanks to all of you for following.